Population | 19.085 billion |
Capital | Karlmarxhof |
Leader | Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum |
Currency | work-hour equivalent |
Animal | Cow |
The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.085 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 4,859 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 254,648 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, gossip magazines have pictures of Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Attempted Socialism's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Attempted Socialism is ranked 1,339th in the world and 51st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 330 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Attempted Socialism voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Attempted Socialism voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Attempted Socialism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Attempted Socialism's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, gossip magazines have pictures of Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : Attempted Socialism was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, populations of two-headed Cows have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the children of Attempted Socialism are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
World Assembly
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